It’s time for another Great and Spacious episode of the Great and Spacious Podcast, where we discuss Great and Spacious topics such as where to piss in the desert, how to escape bondage without much help at all from any angels, and how to get away with cheating on your wife with your other wife(s)!

Abish brings us this week’s blessed beverage:

AaaAAAaa tells us all about Lehi’s totally 100% original dream about the Tree of Life and a great and spacious field and a great and spacious river and a great and spacious darkness and a… big ol’ building. The sons of Lehi go find a bunch of wives, and Nephi does some work on his 8-pack probably.

Moroni follows up with an eerily similar account of a dream/vision had by Joseph Smith Sr. nearly two decades before the publishing of the Book of Mormon, as written by Lucy Mack Smith, although supposedly the similarities are just because dear Mother Lucy is bad at remembering.

Speaking of wives, Abigail runs down the list of Joseph Smith’s many wives, starting with Emma Hale, who is technically the only legal wife of Smith, and definitely deserved better.