Abish
Was born and raised in the Mormon church, served as beehive, Mia Maid, and laurel President In her ward Young Women’s; and served as a member of her high school’s Seminary Council. Her family all left the church together while she was in college, where she also learned how awesome living in sin can be! She’s currently married to a man that she lived with for a whole year before their wedding, much to the disappointment of all her grandparents.
Abigail
Grew up as “The Hermione Granger of Sunday school” and was begrudgingly active in the church until college. She was married in the temple to a returned missionary, then remembered she’s atheist and that shit ended real quick. She has since gotten remarried to aaaAAAaaa and the two of them live happily in sin with their three cats. Although she may not have an official expensive piece of paper to back it up, she has spent her adulthood studying Utah history and could technically be considered a professional historian.
Moroni
Born and faithfully raised in the Mormon church and maintained faithfulness throughout his childhood and young adult life serving in various Priesthood callings in the Young Men’s group in his ward. When Moroni was in high school, he began to struggle with reconciling his faith with his sexuality, unbeknownst to Abigail and Abish (two of his best friends during this time). While he did not serve a mission, he did go through the temple, where he acquired his super-secret temple name. Shortly thereafter he began to question the actual history of the church, his spirituality, and entire worldview. He ultimately left the church to pursue sin, worldliness, and to perpetuate the gay agenda. He is now experiencing True Happiness® in a same-sex partnership as a co-father of three adorable cats.
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Grew up in southern Utah with the “desert people” as Abigail calls them. He was active in the church until his mid-twenties when he finally decided to stop trying and start drinking. He didn’t go through the temple, and never went on a mission. For someone that spent so much time in the church he probably knows the least about it, but what he lacks in knowledge he makes up for in saying stupid shit that annoys Abigail and Abish.
