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Episode 19 โ Sticks and Stones
This week on the Great and Spacious Podcast, our beloved hosts, Moroni, Abigail, Abish, and aaaAAAaa, grace us with their presence, engaging in some light banter that’s more eye-rolling than entertaining. Moroni, ever the fashion icon, rocks a tuxedo because, why not? He jokingly contemplates reading scriptures from his snazzy attire. Oh, the profound wisdom…
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Episode 18 โ Thigh Math
Welcome to another riveting episode of the Great and Spacious Podcast, where hosts Abigail, Abish, Moroni, and aaaAAAaaa engage in their trademark casual banter and discussions. Prepare yourself for a journey through the depths of their witticisms as they introduce their “extraordinary” signature cocktail, the Waters of Mormon. But don’t worry, it’s not all about…
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Episode 17 โ Baptism at Bernie’s
Welcome, dear listeners, to another captivating episode of the Great and Spacious Podcast! Our esteemed hosts aaaAAAaaa, Moroni, Abish, and Abigail, are here to enlighten us with their petty personal experiences, recent events, and a delightful dissection of the absurd world of baptism for the dead in the LDS Church. Grab your popcorn and prepare…
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Episode 16 โ The Total Absence of Leopards
Welcome to yet another riveting episode of our illustrious podcast, where hosts Moroni, aaaAAAaaa, Abish, and Abigail gather to take you on a rollercoaster ride of cynicism and dry humor. But before we dive into the depths of existential despair, let’s raise a glass to Abish’s latest creation, the infamous cocktail of the week: “U-gonna-die.”…
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Episode 15 โ A Little Job for Joseph
Introduction:Oh, it’s the 15th episode of our glorious podcast, where we embark on a magical journey through the mind-boggling world of Mormonism! Today, our fabulous hosts Moroni, Abigail, Abish, and aaaAAAaaa share an “OMG” revelation about Moroni’s great-great-great-great grandmother being one of Joseph Smith’s wives. Cue the dramatic gasp! And oh boy, he is feeling…
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Episode 14 – Real Housewives of Nauvoo
Introduction:Oh, buckle up, folks! We’ve got a brand new podcast episode from the “Unveiling Mormonism” crew. Get ready for some life-changing insights, because these hostsโAbish, Moroni, aaaAAAaaa, and Abigailโare about to make you question everything with their super-serious signature cocktail of the week “White and Delightsome” and deep discussions about, wait for itโฆ turtle mating…
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Episode 13 – Shitmonade
Introduction:Greetings, fellow seekers of peculiar knowledge! In this episode our delightful hosts Abigail, Abish, Moroni, and aaaAAAaaa embark on a journey through the murky waters of the Book of Mormon’s Jacob and the elusive allegory of the olive tree. Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of witty banter and outlandish tangents, sprinkled with the essence…
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Episode 12 – Intro to Bagpiping
Introduction:Hey there, welcome to the Great and Spacious Podcast – where we indulge in playful banter and introduce ourselves because, why not? Brace yourself for the topic of the century – soaking! Yes, we are totally excited about discussing Mormon sex habits today, because who doesn’t love a good laugh at absurdity? Oh, did we…
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Episode 11 – #NotMyJesus
Hey there, dear listeners! Welcome back to another riveting episode of The Great and Spacious Podcast. You know the drill – we’re your hosts, the kings and queens of low effort, and we’re here to serve you some sarcastic, uh, insightful commentary on all things religion and history. First things first, let’s talk about our…
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Episode 10 – Uncircumcised Hearts
Moroni kicks off this episode with our super complex expert level cocktail of the week: AaaAAaA sums up Jacobโs full on copypasta of Isaiahโs Greatest Hits, because if there’s one thing the scriptures need, itโs more of the same goddamn thing over and over. This is of course followed by a brief interlude to suck…
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Episode 9 – We Don’t need no EduQuestions
Welcome to Episode 9, where some white people talk about racism! Weโre sorry in advance but weโre doing our best. Unenthusiastic yay. Abigail-called-Abish relays this weekโs drink to us complete with the tragic backstory: Next Moroni heroically manages to remember who we are and what weโre doing just in time to share this weekโs scriptures.…
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Episode 8 – Nephi’s Superlarge Good Time Beef Boy
Set sail with Nephiโs family as Nephi decides to throw out the IKEA instructions and finish building a boat the likes of which mankind has never seen. Once they land in the americas, get ready to hear a bunch of malarkey that is definitely not supported by any type of archeological record but is still…
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Episode 7 – Nice Boat Dumbass
All aboard the NSS Curious Workmanship as we sail together across the Atlantic Ocean on a boat built by a guy who has never built a boat in his life! What could go wrong? Join us as we talk about some of our favorite ships, our new favorite human Charles Joughin, why God would make…
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Episode 6 – Heap of Harlots
On this episode, we talk maybe way too much about DanRad, discuss just how much of a pain in the ass Nephi was, learn all about Lehi finding a metaphor for the holy spirit in the dirt outside his tent, and receive an education about the possible steampunk origins of the aforementioned metaphor. Abish, very…
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Episode 5 – En Route to Smoot
Merry Gay Christmas, everyone!!! On this week’s episode, we discuss some Mormon urban legends in honor of spooky season (which is always) as we learn how to properly greet a ghost, how Cain became Bigfoot, and all about Ole Port himself, Orrin Porter Rockwell. AaaAAAaaa presents to us this weekโs libations: Weโre already tipsy by…
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Episode 4 – Oh the Cupidity
It’s time for another Great and Spacious episode of the Great and Spacious Podcast, where we discuss Great and Spacious topics such as where to piss in the desert, how to escape bondage without much help at all from any angels, and how to get away with cheating on your wife with your other wife(s)!…
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Episode 3 – The Trolley Problem but with Swords
Pitch your tent and get ready to dwell in it, everyone, weโre finally getting into the wilderness that is the Book of Mormon! This weekโs episode features a special guest appearance from Moroniโs never-Mo partner Reuben (itโs a SANDWICH), who gets the pleasure of hearing all about these stories for the first time. AaaAAAaa bestows…
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Episode 2 – Joseph Smith, Horse Girl
Shield your ears, children, this is our most NSFW episode yet, which isnโt that impressive considering that this is our second episode ever! This week’s episode picks up with a rousing (or perhaps arousing?) rendition of Joseph Smith’s First Vision, the mysterious Lost Book of Lehi, and some good ol’ fashioned folk magic and Freemasons.…
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Episode 1 – Bleachurch
On this, the inaugural episode of The Great and Spacious Podcast, the gang gathers to bring you glad tidings of great joy, so Be Not Afraid! Mix yourself a little Whiskey Daisy and sip along as we dive into the Book of Mormon, modern Church teachings, and the nitty-gritty of the history surrounding the Church…