Shield your ears, children, this is our most NSFW episode yet, which isn’t that impressive considering that this is our second episode ever! This week’s episode picks up with a rousing (or perhaps arousing?) rendition of Joseph Smith’s First Vision, the mysterious Lost Book of Lehi, and some good ol’ fashioned folk magic and Freemasons.

Moroni brings us our drink this week, complements of the Fireball devil himself:

AaaAAAaaa then graces us with his dramatic reenactment of the First Vision, complete with heavy breathing and chirping. Speaking of heavy breathing, there’s gotta be porn about this, right? Of course there is. DON’T TELL GOD!

Abish hits us with the hot debate over the HiStOrICiTy of the Book of Mormon (we’ll get to the actual book next episode, promise) and the story of the Lost Book of Lehi.

And of course Abigail brings us some fun contextual facts about how a fistful of volcanoes led to a spooky-ass summer, which made everyone assume the world was ending and thus suddenly become VERY worried about their eternal souls. Of course, as we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough turn to woo-woo magic shit and Freemasonry.

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