Pitch your tent and get ready to dwell in it, everyone, we’re finally getting into the wilderness that is the Book of Mormon! This week’s episode features a special guest appearance from Moroni’s never-Mo partner Reuben (it’s a SANDWICH), who gets the pleasure of hearing all about these stories for the first time.

AaaAAAaa bestows upon us all the holy spirit for the week:

Moroni talks us through the next few chapters of Nephi’s story, and we learn about camping indefinitely, the least efficient method of killing someone, and the most murmur-inducing little brother of all time.

Abish teaches us all the most important Church principle: blind and unquestioning obedience! She then composes for us a new and improved version of a children’s song about murder. 

Finally, Abigail takes it back to the alleged translation of the alleged golden plates, and its likely origin in America’s weird childhood obsession with all things Egypt (we’ve all been there, right?)

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